To v\u00e1m takhle kabelovka naslibuje hory doly a podep\u00ed\u0161ete smlouvu\no\u00a0zm\u011bn\u011b analogov\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edjmu na digit\u00e1ln\u00ed. Pak p\u0159ijde technik a vy se\ndozv\u00edte, \u017ee v\u0161echny d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 v\u00e1m obcho\u010f\u00e1k nasliboval,\nneplat\u00ed a cel\u00e1 slavn\u00e1 digit\u00e1ln\u00ed kabelovka je v\u00e1m k\u00a0ni\u010demu. Tak zase\nodpoj\u00edte set top box a nap\u00ed\u0161ete UPC dopis. \u010c\u00e1st program\u016f v\u00e1m nefunguje\n(v\u010detn\u011b HBO, za kter\u00e9 plat\u00edte extra pen\u00edze) a nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 v\u00e1m ne\u017e \u010dekat,\na\u017e se UPC slituje a milostiv\u011b na v\u00e1s shl\u00e9dne. Po\u0161lete email. Po\u0161lete\ndruh\u00fd. T\u00fdden se marn\u011b zkou\u0161\u00edte dovolat\u2026 Mimochodem, v\u00edte, jak\u00fd m\u00e1 UPC\nunik\u00e1tn\u00ed hlasov\u00fd syst\u00e9m?<\/p>\n\n
Dovolali jste se blablabla \u2026 Pro komunikaci v\u00a0\u010de\u0161tin\u011b vy\u010dkejte \u2026\nDovolujeme si v\u00e1s upozornit, \u017ee \u2026blablabla\u2026 nahr\u00e1v\u00e1ny \u2026 Zaujala v\u00e1s\nna\u0161e nab\u00eddka \u2026 stiskn\u011bte 1\u00a0\u2026 Chcete nahl\u00e1sit poruchu \u2026 stiskn\u011bte\n2\u00a0\u2026 \u010ceho se to t\u00fdk\u00e1? \u2026 Pro internetov\u00e9 slu\u017eby stiskn\u011bte \u2026 blablabla\n\u2026 stiskn\u011bte 3\u00a0\u2026 V\u00e1\u017een\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edci, omlouv\u00e1me se v\u0161em\nv\u00a0Neratovic\u00edch, v\u00a0ulic\u00edch Horn\u00ed, Doln\u00ed, blablabla \u2026 nic v\u00e1m tam\nnefunguje \u2026 p\u00edp \u2026 V\u0161ichni na\u0161i oper\u00e1to\u0159i pr\u00e1v\u011b hovo\u0159\u00ed.\nZavolejte pozd\u011bji.<\/strong> t\u00fdd\u00fdd\u00fd.\u00a0Cvak.<\/em><\/p>\n\n \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 \u010dekejte, jste v\u00a0po\u0159ad\u00ed<\/em>, nebo vy\u0159izuj\u00ed\nz\u00e1kazn\u00edky, kte\u0159\u00ed se dovolali p\u0159ed v\u00e1mi<\/em>. Kdepak. Nejd\u0159\u00edv se na\n(placen\u00e9!) lince proklikat dv\u011b minuty nab\u00eddkou a pak se dozv\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee je\nobsazeno. Nazdar, sbohem, vymalov\u00e1no. Jen \u00fa\u010det za telefon posko\u010dil\no\u00a0dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r hal\u00ed\u0159k\u016f. Cink. Na dopisy v\u00a0UPC nikdo nereaguje, emaily asi\nkon\u010d\u00ed v \/dev\/null<\/em> a dovolat se ned\u00e1. A\u00a0\u00fa\u010det za zrn\u011bn\u00ed tam, kde\nkdysi b\u00fdvalo HBO, vesele naskakuje. Cink. \u2026\u00a0Cink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" To v\u00e1m takhle kabelovka naslibuje hory doly a podep\u00ed\u0161ete smlouvu o\u00a0zm\u011bn\u011b analogov\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edjmu na digit\u00e1ln\u00ed. Pak p\u0159ijde technik a vy se dozv\u00edte, \u017ee v\u0161echny d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 v\u00e1m obcho\u010f\u00e1k nasliboval, neplat\u00ed a cel\u00e1 slavn\u00e1 digit\u00e1ln\u00ed kabelovka je v\u00e1m k\u00a0ni\u010demu. Tak zase odpoj\u00edte set top box a nap\u00ed\u0161ete UPC dopis. \u010c\u00e1st program\u016f v\u00e1m nefunguje (v\u010detn\u011b HBO, … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Nedobytn\u00e1 pevnost UPC<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-it","category-vseobecne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}