{"id":227,"date":"2008-06-30T11:13:15","date_gmt":"2008-06-30T10:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/?p=227"},"modified":"2008-06-30T15:48:24","modified_gmt":"2008-06-30T14:48:24","slug":"internet-info-slaplo-do-vedle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/2008\/06\/30\/internet-info-slaplo-do-vedle","title":{"rendered":"Internet Info \u0161l\u00e1plo do &#8230; vedle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Spole\u010dnost <a href=\"http:\/\/iinfo.cz\">Internet Info<\/a> m\u00e1 d\u00e1rkovou obsesi.\nPo\u0159\u00e1d mi pos\u00edlaj\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 v\u011bci. Ale pro\u010d ne, kdy\u017e maj\u00ed na\nrozhazov\u00e1n\u00ed. Nemus\u00edme kupovat stoln\u00ed kalend\u00e1\u0159e a ta barevn\u011b blikaj\u00edc\u00ed\nkostka se na\u0161\u00ed mal\u00e9 dce\u0159i moc l\u00edbila\u00a0\u2013 pot\u00e9, co jsem z\u00a0n\u00ed se\u0161krabal\nto logo, s\u00a0n\u00ed i\u00a0us\u00ednala; je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee \u0161lo tak snadno dol\u016f. A\u00a0ostatn\u00ed\nnepraktick\u00e9 blbosti obvykle putuj\u00ed rovnou do ko\u0161e. Nedok\u00e1\u017eu sice moc\npochopit, pro\u010d n\u011bkdo investuje ur\u010dit\u011b nemal\u00e9 pen\u00edze do v\u00fdroby n\u011bjak\u00e9\npt\u00e1koviny, aby ji pak poslal lidem, kter\u00fdm je \u00fapln\u011b k\u00a0ni\u010demu. Ale pro\u010d\nne, je to jejich probl\u00e9m. Tedy vlastn\u011b <em>byl<\/em>. A\u017e do dne\u0161ka, kdy\nz\u00a0toho ud\u011blali i\u00a0probl\u00e9m\u00a0m\u016fj.<\/p>\n\n<p>R\u00e1no zvon\u00ed po\u0161\u0165a\u010dka, \u017ee m\u00e1m doporu\u010den\u00fd dopis. Do ta\u0161ky se j\u00ed\nneve\u0161el, musela si na n\u011bj tentokr\u00e1t vz\u00edt batoh (v\u00e1\u017en\u011b!). Polstrovan\u00e1\nob\u00e1lka form\u00e1tu A3, odes\u00edlatel Internet Info. Rozbalil jsem to, vyt\u00e1hl\npodlouhl\u00fd bal\u00ed\u010dek, leknut\u00edm ho upustil a odsko\u010dil metr zp\u00e1tky. Rakety.\nRachejtle. Petardy. <em>Asst. Rocket\u00a0\u2013 Rocket Mix. Made in China. T\u0159\u00edda\nnebezpe\u010dnosti:\u00a0II<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n<p>To v\u00e1\u017en\u011b p\u0159ehnali. Osobn\u011b m\u00e1m z\u00a0jak\u00fdchkoli v\u00fdbu\u0161nin strach a m\u00e1m\np\u0159ed nimi velk\u00fd respekt. Rachejtle a oh\u0148ostroje v\u00a0rukou amat\u00e9r\u016f\ns\u00a0p\u0159em\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00edm toleruju jen na Silvestra\u00a0\u2013 ostatn\u00edm lidem a\nz\u00a0dostate\u010dn\u00e9 vzd\u00e1lenosti, s\u00e1m to do ruky vezmu jen s\u00a0krajn\u00edm odporem.\nA\u00a0kdy\u017e n\u00e1m n\u011bkdo pod okny odpaluje oh\u0148ostroje b\u011bhem roku, nejl\u00e9pe\nv\u00a0jeden\u00e1ct v\u00a0noci, kdy\u017e na\u0161e mal\u00e9 d\u011bti sp\u00ed, hon\u00ed se mi hlavou sc\u00e9ny\nsvou brutalitou zcela odporuj\u00edc\u00ed m\u00e9 jinak holubi\u010d\u00ed povaze. Krabici raket na\noh\u0148ostroj bych si dobrovoln\u011b nekoupil ani v\u00a0podrou\u0161en\u00e9m\u00a0sta\u00advu.<\/p>\n\n<p>Rad\u011bji pominu fakt, \u017ee IInfo pos\u00edl\u00e1 pyrotechniku po\u0161tou a poru\u0161uje t\u00edm\npo\u0161tovn\u00ed \u0159\u00e1d (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cpost.cz\/data\/psc\/zps.pdf\">Po\u0161tovn\u00ed\npodm\u00ednky<\/a>, \u010d\u00e1st 1, \u00a7 1, odst. 2a: <em>\u201eObsahem po\u0161tovn\u00ed z\u00e1silky\nnesm\u011bj\u00ed b\u00fdt a) v\u00fdbu\u0161niny, \u2026\u201c<\/em>)\u00a0\u2013 tak trochu obecn\u00e9 ohro\u017een\u00ed,\nale to a\u0165 si vy\u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed s\u00a0pr\u00e1vn\u00edkem \u010cesk\u00e9 po\u0161ty. Mn\u011b sp\u00ed\u0161 tr\u00e1p\u00ed\njin\u00fd probl\u00e9m. Co s\u00a0t\u00edm? Vyhodit do popelnice to nem\u016f\u017eu. Poslat to po\u0161tou\nzp\u00e1tky? Nebudu si p\u0159ece koledovat o\u00a0pr\u016f\u0161vih jako IInfo. Odp\u00e1lit to ve\u010der\nn\u011bkde za m\u011bstem? Nejsem hovado jako n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed\u2026 D\u00e1t to n\u011bkam do sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b\na po\u010dkat do Silvestra? To pak kolem t\u00e9 sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b budu p\u016fl roku chodit po\n\u0161pi\u010dk\u00e1ch a trnout strachy, jestli to samo nebouchne. (Sakra j\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee to\nbouchnout nem\u016f\u017ee, ale vysv\u011btlujte n\u011bkomu s\u00a0arachnofobi\u00ed, \u017ee ta tarantulka\nje p\u0159ece takov\u00e1 mil\u00e1, hebk\u00e1, chlupa\u0165ou\u010dk\u00e1 a docela ne\u0161kodn\u00e1\u2026).\nMo\u017en\u00e1 m\u00e1 zn\u00e1m\u00fd ve m\u011bst\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d je\u0161t\u011b ten obch\u016fdek protechnikou, mohl\nbych mu to tam odv\u00e9zt\u2026<\/p>\n\n<p>Drah\u00e9 IInfo, to jste mi nasadili do bytu opravdu p\u011bkn\u00fd d\u00e1re\u010dek. Nechcete\nsi pro to zase p\u0159ijet? Poradil bych v\u00e1m rovnou, kter\u00fdm koncem si m\u00e1te kter\u00fd\nkousek kam str\u010dit, a docela r\u00e1d bych v\u00e1m to i\u00a0pomohl odp\u00e1lit\u2026 Kterou\nhlavu korunovanou, marketingem pomazanou tahle zhovadilost napadla? Na\np\u0159ilo\u017een\u00e9 cedulce stoj\u00ed <em>\u201eMarketing: Hana \u0160ebelov\u00e1\u201c<\/em>\u00a0\u2013 pokud\nje to jej\u00ed d\u00edlo, mo\u017en\u00e1 by m\u011bla za\u010d\u00edt m\u00ed\u0148 hulit a v\u00edc myslet. To, \u017ee\nspou\u0161t\u00edte dal\u0161\u00ed tuctov\u00fd agreg\u00e1tor vide\u00ed z\u00a0Youtube a d\u00e1te mu\n\u201elegra\u010dn\u011b v\u00fdbu\u0161n\u00e9\u201c jm\u00e9no, opravdu neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee v\u00a0r\u00e1mci marketingu\nmus\u00edte rozes\u00edlat lidem zcela re\u00e1ln\u011b v\u00fdbu\u0161n\u00e9 d\u00e1rky. A\u017e t\u0159eba jednou\nbudete spou\u0161t\u011bt n\u011bjak\u00fd pornoserver, tak mi u\u00a0dve\u0159\u00ed zazvon\u00ed kurva\ns\u00a0pozdravem od IInfa a p\u0159edplacenou hodinkou zdarma? Nem\u00e1te n\u011bkde\nk\u00a0dispozici byznyspl\u00e1n na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed p\u011btiletku, abych v\u011bd\u011bl, co\np\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b od v\u00e1s je\u0161t\u011b lze\u00a0\u010dekat?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spole\u010dnost Internet Info m\u00e1 d\u00e1rkovou obsesi. Po\u0159\u00e1d mi pos\u00edlaj\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 v\u011bci. Ale pro\u010d ne, kdy\u017e maj\u00ed na rozhazov\u00e1n\u00ed. Nemus\u00edme kupovat stoln\u00ed kalend\u00e1\u0159e a ta barevn\u011b blikaj\u00edc\u00ed kostka se na\u0161\u00ed mal\u00e9 dce\u0159i moc l\u00edbila\u00a0\u2013 pot\u00e9, co jsem z\u00a0n\u00ed se\u0161krabal to logo, s\u00a0n\u00ed i\u00a0us\u00ednala; je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee \u0161lo tak snadno dol\u016f. A\u00a0ostatn\u00ed nepraktick\u00e9 blbosti obvykle putuj\u00ed rovnou do ko\u0161e. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/2008\/06\/30\/internet-info-slaplo-do-vedle\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Internet Info \u0161l\u00e1plo do &#8230; vedle<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-it","category-vseobecne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}