{"id":240,"date":"2008-09-21T18:38:51","date_gmt":"2008-09-21T17:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/?p=240"},"modified":"2008-09-21T18:39:47","modified_gmt":"2008-09-21T17:39:47","slug":"evropo-my-ti-to-osladime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/2008\/09\/21\/evropo-my-ti-to-osladime","title":{"rendered":"Evropo, my ti to oslad\u00edme"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A\u00a0po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b. Nepochybuju o\u00a0tom. A\u0165 si ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed zdroje maluj\u00ed tu <a\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.novinky.cz\/clanek\/148851-video-vlada-spustila-kampan-s-heslem-evrope-to-osladime.html\">kampa\u0148<\/a>\nsebev\u00edc na r\u016f\u017eovo, a\u0165 to vysv\u011btluj\u00ed sebehlub\u0161\u00edmi z\u00e1mysly a a\u0165 si tam\n\u00fa\u010dinkuje sebev\u00edc \u00fadajn\u00fdch celebrit, osobn\u011b to vn\u00edm\u00e1m pom\u011brn\u011b\njednozna\u010dn\u011b.<\/p>\n\n<p>Z\u00a0t\u011bch \u201eherc\u016f\u201c ve <a\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.euroskop.cz\/690\/2158\/3309\/clanek\/video\/spot-tvare-ceskeho-predsednictvi\/\">videoklipu<\/a>\njsem poznal v\u0161ehov\u0161udy jednu b\u00fdvalou modelku, jinak jsou to pro m\u011b pom\u011brn\u011b\nanonymn\u00ed tv\u00e1\u0159e. Vn\u00edm\u00e1m jen to, co na vlastn\u00ed o\u010di vid\u00edm: v\u00a0jednac\u00ed\nm\u00edstnosti d\u0159ep\u00ed extr\u00e9mn\u011b znud\u011bn\u00e1 <em>komis<\/em>, kter\u00e1 nem\u00e1 evidentn\u011b\ndo \u010deho p\u00edchnout a hraj\u00ed si s\u00a0kostkami cukru. H\u00e1zej\u00ed je po sob\u011b, stav\u00ed\nsi z\u00a0nich z\u00a0nudy hrad, p\u00e1n se vzhledem \u201eunaven\u00fd funcion\u00e1\u0159\u201c si ho\nlabu\u017enicky m\u00e1\u010d\u00ed v\u00a0l\u017ei\u010dce k\u00e1vy a na z\u00e1v\u011br modelka \u010d\u00f3rne ze sousedovy\nopu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 misky posledn\u00ed kousek cukru a se\u017eere ho\u00a0\u2013 na\u010de\u017e na sebe\ns\u00a0ch\u00e1pav\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem mrknou s\u00a0papal\u00e1\u0161em sed\u00edc\u00edm naproti. A\u00a0k\u00a0tomu\nslogan zcela ekvivaletn\u00ed idiomu \u201ed\u00e1me v\u00e1m to p\u011bkn\u011b se\u017erat\u201c.<\/p>\n\n<p>V\u00fdsledek na m\u011b p\u016fsob\u00ed jako celek a\u017e nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b bytostn\u011b \u010desky a\nsd\u011blen\u00ed je pro m\u011b dost jednozna\u010dn\u00e9: ten p\u016flrok si na t\u011bch \u017eidl\u00edch\nznud\u011bn\u011b odsed\u00edme, nehneme pro v\u00e1s ani prstem, ale vychlast\u00e1me p\u0159i tom\nhektolitry kafe a se\u017eerem v\u00e1m i\u00a0ten posledn\u00ed kousek cukru z\u00a0misti\u010dky.\nA\u00a0budem z\u00a0toho m\u00edt d\u011bsnou prdel. Hehehe.<\/p>\n\n<p>Kdo nesk\u00e1\u010de, nen\u00ed \u010cech.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u00a0po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b. Nepochybuju o\u00a0tom. A\u0165 si ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed zdroje maluj\u00ed tu kampa\u0148 sebev\u00edc na r\u016f\u017eovo, a\u0165 to vysv\u011btluj\u00ed sebehlub\u0161\u00edmi z\u00e1mysly a a\u0165 si tam \u00fa\u010dinkuje sebev\u00edc \u00fadajn\u00fdch celebrit, osobn\u011b to vn\u00edm\u00e1m pom\u011brn\u011b jednozna\u010dn\u011b. Z\u00a0t\u011bch \u201eherc\u016f\u201c ve videoklipu jsem poznal v\u0161ehov\u0161udy jednu b\u00fdvalou modelku, jinak jsou to pro m\u011b pom\u011brn\u011b anonymn\u00ed tv\u00e1\u0159e. Vn\u00edm\u00e1m jen to, co na vlastn\u00ed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/2008\/09\/21\/evropo-my-ti-to-osladime\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Evropo, my ti to oslad\u00edme<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vseobecne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}