{"id":294,"date":"2008-12-18T00:44:18","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T23:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/?p=294"},"modified":"2008-12-18T01:31:20","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T00:31:20","slug":"vanocni-pribeh-pro-vsechny-co-maji-spatny-den","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/2008\/12\/18\/vanocni-pribeh-pro-vsechny-co-maji-spatny-den","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh pro v\u0161echny, co maj\u00ed \u0161patn\u00fd den"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Tento p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh mi dnes p\u0159i\u0161el v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed po\u0161tou p\u0159\u00edmo z\u00a0epicentra\nmodern\u00edch sv\u00e1tk\u016f, ze zem\u011b, kde se zabydlel Santa Claus se sv\u00fdmi sk\u0159\u00edtky,\nsoby a d\u00e1rky a kde tich\u00e9 a \u010derveno-b\u00edl\u00e9 v\u00e1noce jsou ty\nnejv\u00e1nocovat\u011bj\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b. Neodolal jsem a hned jsem ho pro v\u00e1s z\u00a0t\u00e9\nangli\u010dtiny p\u0159elo\u017eil.<\/em><\/p>\n\n<p>\u010cty\u0159i Santovi sk\u0159\u00edtci onemocn\u011bli a zbyl\u00ed u\u010dni u\u017e nest\u00edhali vyr\u00e1b\u011bt\nhra\u010dky dostate\u010dn\u011b rychle. Santa za\u010dal poci\u0165ovat p\u0159edv\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed tlak. Pan\u00ed\nClausov\u00e1 mu n\u00e1sledn\u011b ozn\u00e1mila, \u017ee k\u00a0nim jede na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu jej\u00ed matka,\nco\u017e mu je\u0161t\u011b dodalo. \u0160el zap\u0159ahat soby a zjistil, \u017ee dva z\u00a0nich\np\u0159esko\u010dili plot a zmizeli b\u016fhv\u00edkam a dal\u0161\u00ed dva budou za chvilku rodit.\nKdy\u017e potom za\u010dal nakl\u00e1dat san\u011b, praskla jim postranice, pytel pln\u00fd hra\u010dek\nspadl na zem a ty se rozsypaly v\u0161ude\u00a0kolem.<\/p>\n\n<p>Otr\u00e1ven\u00fd Santa si odsko\u010dil do domu pro sklenku mo\u0161tu a pan\u00e1ka rumu.\nV\u00a0kredenci zjistil, \u017ee mu sk\u0159\u00edtci v\u0161echen mo\u0161t vypili a rum schovali.\nDo\u010dista deprivovan\u00fd je\u0161t\u011b necht\u011bn\u011b shodil d\u017eb\u00e1n na mo\u0161t, kter\u00fd se\nrozlet\u011bl po kuchyni na stovky st\u0159\u00edpk\u016f. \u0160el do komory pro ko\u0161t\u011b, ale to\ndo\u010dista o\u017eraly\u00a0my\u0161i.<\/p>\n\n<p>Vtom zazvonil zvonek. Napru\u017een\u00fd Santa nakr\u00e1\u010del ke dve\u0159\u00edm a trhnut\u00edm je\notev\u0159el. Na prahu st\u00e1l and\u011bl\u00ed\u010dek s\u00a0velik\u00fdm v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm stromem a pravil\nm\u00edrn\u011b a radostn\u011b: \u201eVesel\u00e9 V\u00e1noce, Santo. Jak\u00fd je dnes n\u00e1dhern\u00fd den!\nM\u00e1m pro tebe kr\u00e1sn\u00fd stromek, kampak ho\u00a0d\u00e1me?\u201c<\/p>\n\n<p>A\u00a0od t\u011bch dob napichujeme na \u0161pi\u010dku v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edho stromku mal\u00e9ho,\nroztomil\u00e9ho and\u00edlka.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tento p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh mi dnes p\u0159i\u0161el v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed po\u0161tou p\u0159\u00edmo z\u00a0epicentra modern\u00edch sv\u00e1tk\u016f, ze zem\u011b, kde se zabydlel Santa Claus se sv\u00fdmi sk\u0159\u00edtky, soby a d\u00e1rky a kde tich\u00e9 a \u010derveno-b\u00edl\u00e9 v\u00e1noce jsou ty nejv\u00e1nocovat\u011bj\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b. Neodolal jsem a hned jsem ho pro v\u00e1s z\u00a0t\u00e9 angli\u010dtiny p\u0159elo\u017eil. \u010cty\u0159i Santovi sk\u0159\u00edtci onemocn\u011bli a zbyl\u00ed u\u010dni u\u017e nest\u00edhali &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/2008\/12\/18\/vanocni-pribeh-pro-vsechny-co-maji-spatny-den\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh pro v\u0161echny, co maj\u00ed \u0161patn\u00fd den<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vseobecne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":308,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions\/308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}