Jsou v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 mohl vymyslet pouze kvalifikovan\u00fd sadista. T\u0159eba\nd\u00e1lni\u010dn\u00ed samolepky. Anebo n\u00e1kupn\u00ed voz\u00edky se \u0161ikm\u00fdm dnem. Jeho \u00fahel je\nv\u017edy navr\u017een tak, aby ve voz\u00edku dok\u00e1zalo cokoli st\u00e1t pouze za naprost\u00e9ho\nklidu, bezv\u011bt\u0159\u00ed a ot\u0159es\u016f do \u010dtvrt stupn\u011b Richterovy stupnice (to\nodpov\u00edd\u00e1 pr\u016fletu st\u0159edn\u011b velk\u00e9 octomilky). P\u0159i sebemen\u0161\u00edm pohybu,\nprudk\u00e9m mrknut\u00ed nebo dokonce letm\u00e9m pohledu stranou se zbo\u017e\u00ed ihned \u0159\u00edt\u00ed\nz\u00a0kopce a ses\u00fdp\u00e1 na hromadu, vaj\u00ed\u010dky dospod. A\u00a0naskl\u00e1dat za pokladnou\nlahve do ta\u0161ky postaven\u00e9 ve voz\u00edku je u\u017e ryze sysifovsk\u00fd \u00fakol: jakmile se\nk\u00a0ta\u0161ce p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00edte s\u00a0druhou lahv\u00ed, ta prvn\u00ed u\u017e le\u017e\u00ed. Po t\u0159ech\nlahv\u00edch za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1te poci\u0165ovat akutn\u00ed nedostatek kon\u010detin.<\/p>\n\n
P\u0159edstavuji si v\u00fdb\u011brov\u00e9 \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed v\u00a0sadisticko-designersk\u00e9 firm\u011b,\nkter\u00e1 tyhle voz\u00edky navrhuje.<\/p>\n\n
Personalista: \u201eVid\u00edm ve va\u0161em \u017eivotopise, \u017ee jste d\u0159\u00edve pracoval\nna jatk\u00e1ch a jako v\u011bze\u0148sk\u00fd dozorce, to zn\u00ed velmi uspokojiv\u011b. Ale potom tu\nm\u00e1te \u201ao\u0161et\u0159ovatel v\u00a0nemocnici\u2018. M\u016f\u017eete to vysv\u011btlit?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n Uchaze\u010d: \u201eKa\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no v\u00a0p\u011bt jsem rozn\u00e1\u0161el\nteplom\u011bry.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n Personalista: \u201e\u00c1ch, rozum\u00edm. Te\u010f si ud\u011bl\u00e1me n\u011bjak\u00e9 testy. Sem\nsep\u00ed\u0161ete esej na t\u00e9ma \u201aD\u00e1lkov\u00e9 ovlada\u010de: co jsme je\u0161t\u011b nezkusili\u2018 a\nje\u0161t\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm n\u00e1m tady na ten pap\u00edr nakreslete strom. Pokud se rozhodnete\nkreslit ob\u011b\u0161ence, nemus\u00edte zach\u00e1zet do p\u0159\u00edli\u0161n\u00fdch detail\u016f, sta\u010d\u00ed jen\njednoduch\u00e1 skica.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n Uchaze\u010d: \u201e\u010cervenou pastelku nem\u00e1te?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n Kdy\u017e je mlad\u00fd n\u00e1vrh\u00e1\u0159 p\u0159ijat, nastoup\u00ed jako pomocn\u00fd designer\nu\u00a0drobn\u00fdch projekt\u016f. V\u00a0temn\u00e9 sklepn\u00ed laborato\u0159i mezi reg\u00e1ly\ns\u00a0nalo\u017een\u00fdmi embryi a sklenicemi pln\u00fdch o\u010d\u00ed, za mihot\u00e1n\u00ed slab\u00e9\nz\u00e1\u0159ivky tr\u00e1v\u00ed l\u00e9ta pod dohledem zku\u0161en\u00fdch koleg\u016f nad n\u00e1vrhy nelepic\u00edch\nob\u00e1lek, polepov\u00e1n\u00edm z\u00e1v\u011br\u016f pivn\u00edch lahv\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b drobiv\u011bj\u0161\u00edm\nstaniolem a vym\u00fd\u0161len\u00edm kladu list\u016f pro MF Dnes. A\u00a0pochopiteln\u011b chod\u00ed do\nkatakomb krmit betatestery.<\/p>\n\n Ti \u0161ikovn\u00ed pak postoup\u00ed do vy\u0161\u0161\u00edch odd\u011blen\u00ed. Tady u\u017e \u010dek\u00e1\nn\u00e1ro\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pr\u00e1ce\u00a0\u2013 od navrhov\u00e1n\u00ed tuh\u00fdch kabel\u016f k\u00a0monitor\u016fm p\u0159es\ndesign vlakov\u00fdch seda\u010dek a\u017e po tvorbu rozhran\u00ed program\u016f pro Microsoft.\nKa\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no se sch\u00e1zej\u00ed na kreativn\u00ed porad\u011b a hledaj\u00ed nov\u00e9 mo\u017enosti pro\nsvou sadistickou tvorbu.<\/p>\n\n \u0160\u00e9f: \u201eS\u00a0t\u011bmi kole\u010dky n\u00e1kupn\u00edch voz\u00edk\u016f jsme mysl\u00edm ud\u011blali,\nco se dalo. Vymysl\u00edme tam n\u011bco dal\u0161\u00edho?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n Mlad\u00fd designer: \u201e\u0158ekl bych, \u017ee to rovn\u00e9 dno poskytuje prostor\nk\u00a0vylep\u0161en\u00ed. Co tam ud\u011blat po\u0159\u00e1dnou d\u00edru? Nebo n\u011bjak\u00e9\nhrboly.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n \u0160\u00e9f: \u201eV\u00fdborn\u00fd n\u00e1pad. Pracujte na tom.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n \u0160pi\u010dkov\u00fdm pracovi\u0161t\u011bm cel\u00e9 firmy je ov\u0161em odd\u011blen\u00ed obal\u016f a\nperforac\u00ed. Vytvo\u0159it modern\u00ed obal modern\u00edho v\u00fdrobku je \u00fakol pro opravdov\u00e9\nmistry oboru. Vy\u017eaduje to d\u016fkladnou znalost nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00edch v\u00fdrobn\u00edch\npostup\u016f a materi\u00e1l\u016f, nebo\u0165 ty umo\u017e\u0148uj\u00ed designer\u016fm vytvo\u0159it extr\u00e9mn\u011b\npevn\u00e9 spoje v\u00a0m\u00edstech perforace. Jedin\u011b kosmick\u00e1 vl\u00e1kna a nanotechnologie\nzajist\u00ed, aby nejten\u010d\u00ed m\u00edsto na cel\u00e9m obalu bylo sou\u010dasn\u011b t\u00edm\nnejpevn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm. Poda\u0159\u00ed-li se n\u011bkomu z\u00a0obalu v\u016fbec n\u011bco odtrhnout,\nzaru\u010den\u011b to nebude v\u00a0m\u00edst\u011b, kde to zlomysln\u011b rad\u00ed\u00a0n\u00e1vod.<\/p>\n\n N\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpad se d\u0159\u00edve nebo pozd\u011bji mus\u00ed st\u00e1t. \u0158editel\nnejmenovan\u00e9ho velkouzen\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed je p\u0159epaden maskovan\u00fdm mu\u017eem, spout\u00e1n a\nodvezen do opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9ho domu. Zde je p\u0159ipout\u00e1n k\u00a0topen\u00ed a na stole p\u0159ed\nn\u00edm p\u0159istane n\u011bkolik balen\u00ed sal\u00e1m\u016f z\u00a0jeho masokombin\u00e1tu. Na ka\u017ed\u00e9m\nobalu je v\u00fdrazn\u011b ozna\u010den\u00fd jeden roh a n\u00e1pis \u201aZde otev\u0159ete\u2018. Mu\u017e\ns\u00a0\u010f\u00e1belsk\u00fdm sm\u00edchem odch\u00e1z\u00ed. Po t\u00fddnu nal\u00e9zaj\u00ed hlady polomrtv\u00e9ho\n\u0159editele, hystericky pla\u010d\u00edc\u00edho p\u0159ed hromadou divoce poma\u010dkan\u00fdch\nbal\u00ed\u010dk\u016f s\u00a0uzeninami. Plast na nich je pln\u00fd otisk\u016f zub\u016f a zaryt\u00fdch\nul\u00e1man\u00fdch\u00a0neht\u016f.<\/p>\n\n Nemysl\u00edm, \u017ee by se onoho \u00fanosce n\u011bkdo sna\u017eil hledat.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Jsou v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 mohl vymyslet pouze kvalifikovan\u00fd sadista. T\u0159eba d\u00e1lni\u010dn\u00ed samolepky. Anebo n\u00e1kupn\u00ed voz\u00edky se \u0161ikm\u00fdm dnem. Jeho \u00fahel je v\u017edy navr\u017een tak, aby ve voz\u00edku dok\u00e1zalo cokoli st\u00e1t pouze za naprost\u00e9ho klidu, bezv\u011bt\u0159\u00ed a ot\u0159es\u016f do \u010dtvrt stupn\u011b Richterovy stupnice (to odpov\u00edd\u00e1 pr\u016fletu st\u0159edn\u011b velk\u00e9 octomilky). P\u0159i sebemen\u0161\u00edm pohybu, prudk\u00e9m mrknut\u00ed nebo dokonce letm\u00e9m … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu P\u016fl kila slov: Design de Sade<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vseobecne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":377,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}