{"id":95,"date":"2007-09-14T14:28:37","date_gmt":"2007-09-14T12:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/2007\/nesahej-nam-na-klikvu\/"},"modified":"2007-09-24T15:58:52","modified_gmt":"2007-09-24T13:58:52","slug":"nesahej-nam-na-klikvu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/2007\/09\/14\/nesahej-nam-na-klikvu","title":{"rendered":"Ne\u0161ahej n\u00e1m na klikvu!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

V\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 chu\u0165 na n\u011bco sladk\u00e9ho, nej\u010dast\u011bji s\u00e1hne po\n\u010dokol\u00e1d\u011b. V\u00a0posledn\u00edch letech ale p\u0159ibylo tak\u00e9 u\u017eivatel\u016f su\u0161enek. U\u017e\nd\u00e1vno se vz\u00e1jemn\u011b nijak neomezuj\u00ed: spory, jestli je lep\u0161\u00ed \u010dokol\u00e1da, nebo\nsu\u0161enky, u\u017e jsou minulost\u00ed a dokonce se najde dost lid\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed si klidn\u011b\ndaj\u00ed tu \u010dokol\u00e1du, tu su\u0161enku\u00a0\u2013 podle chuti nebo podle toho, co je pr\u00e1v\u011b\npo ruce. A\u00a0nejsou to tak\u00e9 jedin\u00e9 sladkosti, kter\u00fdmi si \u010dlov\u011bk m\u016f\u017ee\nuspokojit sv\u016fj mlsn\u00fd jazyk. T\u0159eba takov\u00e1 klikvov\u00e1 marmel\u00e1da<\/em>.\nV\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed ji moc nezn\u00e1, ale existuje pom\u011brn\u011b agiln\u00ed men\u0161ina t\u011bch,\nkte\u0159\u00ed na ni nedaj\u00ed dopustit. Od r\u00e1na do ve\u010dera se l\u00e1duj\u00ed svou obl\u00edbenou\nsladkost\u00ed a na jin\u00e9\u00a0\u2013 obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 na su\u0161enky, nebo dokonce (fuj!)\n\u010dokol\u00e1du\u00a0\u2013 koukaj\u00ed s\u00a0krajn\u00ed nelibost\u00ed a skrze\u00a0prsty.<\/p>\n\n

A\u00a0nejen to. A\u017e ne\u010dekan\u011b velk\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st klikvist\u016f<\/em> je tak\u00e9\nnadoby\u010dej militantn\u00ed. Hl\u00eddky dobrovoln\u00edk\u016f neust\u00e1le monitoruj\u00ed m\u00e9dia a\npe\u010dliv\u011b kontroluj\u00ed jak\u00e9koli zm\u00ednky o\u00a0klikv\u00e1ch. Br\u00e1n\u00ed ura\u017eenou \u010dest\nsv\u00e9 obl\u00edben\u00e9 pochoutky v\u0161emi prost\u0159edky, ch\u0159est\u00ed zbran\u011bmi\ni\u00a0preventivn\u011b. S\u00a0odvahou a oddanost\u00ed evangeliz\u00e1tor\u016f tak\u00e9 neust\u00e1le\nnad\u0161en\u011b prosazuj\u00ed klikvu<\/em> v\u0161ude, kde to jde. Obvi\u0148uj\u00ed cukr\u00e1rny,\n\u017ee nab\u00edzej\u00ed samou \u010dokol\u00e1du, reklamy, \u017ee propaguj\u00ed p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 su\u0161enek\u00a0\u2013\na klikvy je po\u0159\u00e1d v\u0161ude m\u00e1lo. A\u00a0pro\u010d nevyr\u00e1b\u011bt klikvovou \u010dokol\u00e1du?\nKlikvov\u00e9 su\u0161enky? Republice v\u00edce klikvy!<\/p>\n\n

Kone\u010dn\u011b pro\u010d ne. J\u00e1 tedy osobn\u011b klikvovou marmel\u00e1du<\/em> moc\nnemus\u00edm, na m\u011b je moc kysel\u00e1 a prod\u00e1vaj\u00ed ji v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 \u00fazk\u00fdch\nskleni\u010dk\u00e1ch, kam se nevejde moje obl\u00edben\u00e1 l\u017ei\u010dka. Ale p\u00e1r jich ve sp\u00ed\u017ei\nm\u00e1m, p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitostn\u011b si tro\u0161ku d\u00e1m, stejn\u011b jako kousek \u010dokol\u00e1dy nebo\nn\u011bjakou su\u0161enku (ale nejrad\u011bji m\u00e1m stejn\u011b su\u0161en\u00e9 ban\u00e1ny). Uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee\nmoje pohnutky jsou ur\u010dit\u011b velmi subjektivn\u00ed a pro mnoh\u00e9 t\u0159eba\ni\u00a0zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed\u00a0\u2013 ur\u010dit\u011b bych si klikvu mohl snadno p\u0159isladit a vz\u00edt si\nmen\u0161\u00ed l\u017ei\u010dku\u00a0\u2013 a v\u011bt\u0161ina ostatn\u00edch m\u00e1 jin\u00e9 d\u016fvody, pro\u010d tu klikvu\nnecht\u011bj\u00ed. Zaj\u00edmalo m\u011b to. \u010c\u00edm to, \u017ee klikva<\/em>, natolik zdrav\u00e1,\nlevn\u00e1 a chutn\u00e1 pochutina je tak m\u00e1lo obl\u00edben\u00e1? Lidi, pro\u010d ji nem\u00e1te\nr\u00e1di?, zeptal jsem se. Nev\u00edte, \u017ee v\u016fbec existuje? Nechutn\u00e1 v\u00e1m? Nel\u00edb\u00ed\nse balen\u00ed? Jste z\u00e1visl\u00ed na \u010dokol\u00e1d\u011b? Kde je p\u0159\u00ed\u010dina?<\/p>\n\n

Odpov\u011bdi na sebe nedaly dlouho \u010dekat. \u201eCo se n\u00e1m sere\u0161 do klikvy!\nV\u017edy\u0165 je skv\u011bl\u00e1!\u201c<\/em>, kouk\u00e1m p\u0159ekvapen\u011b na prvn\u00ed reakci. A\u00a0dal\u0161\u00ed\nn\u00e1sleduj\u00ed obratem: \u201eKlikvu v\u0161ichni milujeme, j\u00e1 bych se j\u00ed mohl\nu\u017erat a ty se\u0161 kret\u00e9n!\u201c<\/em> nebo \u201eTy jsi p\u0159ece magor, jako by sis\nnemohl prost\u011b vz\u00edt men\u0161\u00ed l\u017ei\u010dku jako my\u201c<\/em> nebo \u201eNorm\u00e1ln\u00ed\n\u010dlov\u011bk si p\u0159ece klikvovou marmel\u00e1du nejd\u0159\u00edv p\u0159end\u00e1 do misky podle\nvlastn\u00edho vkusu, aby se mu dob\u0159e jedla!\u201c<\/em> nebo \u201eBacha na autora,\n\u017eere su\u0161en\u00fd ban\u00e1ny, to sni\u017euje IQ o\u00a038\u00a0bod\u016f!\u201c<\/em>\u2026 Anebo t\u0159eba\ni\u00a0takhle:<\/p>\n\n

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From: borec.anonym@vykal.biz<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\t

kamarade,asi si to s\u00a0tou klikvou pekne presral,nechtel bych bejt na tvym\n\tmiste..
\n\thttp:\/\/######\u00ad#.com\/zobrazit\u00ad.php?id=kdo_lze_o_klik\u00adve
\n\thttp:\/\/######\u00ad#.cz\/item\/proc-uzivatele-nezerou-klikvovou-marmeladu
\n\thttp:\/\/######\u00ad#.net\/blog\/ch\u00adutna-mi-klikva.html<\/p>\n\n\t

aspon budes priste vedet ze se namas poustet na tenkej led,to se\n\tnevyplaci,clovek si jenom nadela nepratele<\/p>\n\n\t

fuck!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n

Nic naplat, klikva je prost\u011b supr. Tak\u017ee ji, parchanti, koukejte p\u011bkn\u011b\n\u017er\u00e1t jako my, nebo\nv\u00e1m rozbijem\u00a0hubu!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

V\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 chu\u0165 na n\u011bco sladk\u00e9ho, nej\u010dast\u011bji s\u00e1hne po \u010dokol\u00e1d\u011b. V\u00a0posledn\u00edch letech ale p\u0159ibylo tak\u00e9 u\u017eivatel\u016f su\u0161enek. U\u017e d\u00e1vno se vz\u00e1jemn\u011b nijak neomezuj\u00ed: spory, jestli je lep\u0161\u00ed \u010dokol\u00e1da, nebo su\u0161enky, u\u017e jsou minulost\u00ed a dokonce se najde dost lid\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed si klidn\u011b daj\u00ed tu \u010dokol\u00e1du, tu su\u0161enku\u00a0\u2013 podle chuti nebo podle toho, co … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Ne\u0161ahej n\u00e1m na klikvu!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,1,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-it","category-vseobecne","category-webdesign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pixy.cz\/pixynergia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}